if im sad or angry and you tell me to smile or be happy or even worse try to tickle me, i’ll punch you in your face

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

(Reblogged from love-personal)

sterlinggraves:

“take me deeper than my feet could ever wander”. #oceans #zion #hillsong

(Source: sterlinggraves)

(Reblogged from johannajeann)
why a spoon, cousin? why not an axe?because it’s dull you twit, it will hurt more

why a spoon, cousin? why not an axe?
because it’s dull you twit, it will hurt more